Netta

The bestest person in the whole wide galaxy.

Netta rocks my socks.

by Sadat May 7, 2005

Nutty Madam

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.

Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"

by Mu Cow February 11, 2008

nutty christian

A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.

Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian

by satansheroin666 August 20, 2009

The Golden Natty

An award given a bro (or slampiece) in recognition of an outstandingly chill act that exemplifies the spirit of the bro. The award itself is a can of natty ice spray painted gold and may or may not be mounted on a plaque. Upon receiving the golden natty, the recipient is obligated to take a knee and shotgun the holy nectar in honor of Broseidon, god of all that is chill.

Dude, that chick that took one for the team and kept Jack from pissing on himself last night was pretty bro. I say that was worthy of the golden natty.

by brorackbrobama January 26, 2011

natty light

An important part of every college kid's nourishing diet. Best when consumed in excessive quantities.

I drank 23 cans of Natty Light last night, no wonder I missed all my classes today. Oh well, lets get some food somewhere and grab a new 30 pack

by Drunken Jayhawk May 8, 2007