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nervous button

A button on a tight sweater or shirt that's being strained to its limits and is hanging on for dear life.
The bank manager's tight cardigan sweater came together just under her buxom chest, held precariously in place by a lone nervous button.
by AuburnBoy August 2, 2017
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nervousity dump

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.
"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"
by Shampou November 7, 2017
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nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.
He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.
by TheDannyDorito June 18, 2018
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Nervoushit

Nervoushit is the dreaded shit you take before a dreaded event. Such as an interview or date. Derived from the word nervous and the word shit. A Nervoushit can take multiple different forms, liquid, solid or gas. Usually a mix of all. But these painful uncomfortable shits are definitely non-satisfying in any way.
Hey man I can't talk right now, I am taking a massive nervoushit. Or
How did your date go? Good but I had to take nervoushit beforehand.
by Nervoushitter July 20, 2019
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Nervous Stomach

When you're anxious and that causes your stomach to churn and you may feel nauseous, or even throw up.
Every time that she had an audition she would have a nervous stomach for hours beforehand.
by thtat_creators January 17, 2021
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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NervousLeg

some nerd that is very old and very poggers
nervousleg is the best person ever
by one of skye's mods August 26, 2022
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