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neoconned

v. A pun on the term neocon. Being persuaded to support Dubya Bush policies, and various other conservative schemes.

See also Pearl Harbored and punk'd
lib 1: Can you believe it?!? Bush's approval ratings are up again.
lib 2: Damn, this country has been totally neoconned.
by Dovetchka December 24, 2005
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Netcong

We been to China Town, so let's go to Netcong now.
by bootzilla March 19, 2003
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nocona

Nocona is a kid that wears glasses and hangs out with his girlfriend. Very committed and sarcastic.
hi Nocona!
by bitchdsfjjhnawjaouwe4obsk September 13, 2018
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neuconsin

The space where fluffy puffed air puffed sugar delites are made (notice how they never use the word "marshmallow"
fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights hand puffed in a factory in neuconsin
by Josiah October 4, 2003
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Neoscona oxacensis

Neoscona oxacensis is an orb weaving breed of spider that can be found in many of the southern states and in secluded areas during the night...They make the classical orb shaped web at night and when morning comes around they take thier web down and crawl into a nearby hole or crack (usually found in and around nearby barns, hence the common name "barn spider") the spider will usually put up its web in the same spot each night depending on wheather or not he had distractions the night before. These spiders, like many others, can be found in secluded areas with many trees around it.
Neoscona oxacensis "barn spider"
by Gene Rockroll September 11, 2005
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neoconrep

A definition of anybody who doesn't agree with the extreme left-wing agenda
Anybody who voted for Boy-KING last november is a neoconrep.
by leo cuban July 24, 2006
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Neoconservative

A traitor. Neoconservatives believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.
Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a neoconservative and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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