Neil

A Neil is the best boy you could ever meet he is nice, caring, and has an amazing smile if you find yourself a neil don’t let him go

Man I wish I had someone like Neil

by Cool_kids May 6, 2018

neili

Neili a very nice girl, very yong savage and sexyy. You will love her.

Dang did you see neili, I wish I could date her.

by Love you Neili R~lexie k March 4, 2017

Neissa

Neissa is the most crazy and down to earth person. She is brilliant, funny, and always have something to say. It's never a dull moment with her. You can stay up with her in 2 in the morning and have the most memorable conversations. She'll always cheer you up. She's a queen.

Damn Neissa why you taste so good

by 👑Princess 👑 September 20, 2018

vince neil

The lead vocalist of the hugely popular hair metal band Motley Crue. He is constantly being followed by groupies and was hot back in the day. Now he has reunited with his band and his looks have gone pretty much downhill.

Jenna slept with Vince Neil over a hundred times back in the 1980s!

by Miss Marie K May 31, 2007

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Dirty Neil

The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."

Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!


Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"

by Mr. PissOnIt February 9, 2009

O'neillist

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1

"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.

by Steve January 13, 2005