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Nate

Dumb idiot, who while taking a crap falls in the toilet.
That Idiot could almost be called a "Nate"
by agherkjlak May 29, 2018
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Nate

A player who would cheat on their current girlfriend just to get your attention, then break your heart by cheating on you </3
Girl 1: Hey, what happened to you?

Girl 2: I just got Nate'd
by Stupidlyinlike June 29, 2011
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Nates

1. Slang for natives.These dirty fuckers live in western Canada and all have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome so they don't give a fuck about you or your stuff. They will steal anything of value that they see and aren't afraid to jump you from behind like the pussies that they are.

2. Used to describe undesirable people who are stupid, clueless and often unnecessarily violent.
1. Man some nates tried to jump me and a buddy at the Forks but they didn't see we had hockey sticks. Broke those fuckers noses.

2. Yo don't invite Chris, he's a fuckin nate.
by Baker Hill December 19, 2010
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Nate

A guy who is caring and is great at soccer and loves to hang with his friends but he's a player he is afraid of getting hurt by a girl so he just hurts them.
"He such a Nate"
by Mad01 August 2, 2015
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Nate

A large bowel movement. Filling the bowel with a nate. Fecal waste.
After eating chicken wings and drinking beer Brad had to take a nate. Go wipe Brad I think you have nate in your under pants.
by Karen666 March 2, 2010
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Nate

A child predator who falls for jokes and then cries over girls unfriending him on PS4
Nate is crying because he is lame
by xxirreleventxx April 8, 2019
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nate

The person who crosses the line. He usually looks like a lost puppy, especially when he plays basketball. He's the one who you go to when you're sad, make fun of, & it makes you feel automatically better. He can't hit anything other than a volleyball, & he doesn't even do that well. He tries & fails to be perverted. He has a knack for craving brown rice & porridge. He intrudes at lunch tables where he's not wanted. He sucks at comebacks. He also sings.
My day sucked, until I saw Nate. & then it was all better!
by nateynate April 28, 2009
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