narfinator

Someone who doesn’t let anything get in their way. A narfinator is someone who is fearless but somewhat clueless. They are brave and fierce but have a kind heart.

I can’t believe Tom just saved that dog! He is such a narfinator

by Mr.Mojo64 December 28, 2017

narf juice

The thick multi-colored toilet backsplash from explosive diarrhea.

I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.

by Willits1 January 4, 2018

Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.

Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.

by OG Nard Gobbler March 22, 2022

NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

by the me monster July 5, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

sympathy narf

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.

As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.

by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006