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Noreen Tahir

That Max Levine Ensemble show was Noreen Tahir
by Colm Atkins February 26, 2004
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Bridge to nowhere

An extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea

The bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting Ketchikan, Alaska to Gravina Island (Pop. 50) and the Ketchikan Airport.
The airport handles 200,000 passengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
The bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the Golden Gate Bridge, which handles 118,000 cars A DAY!
In response to Sarah Palin talking about McCain's health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:

Joe Biden: "So you're going to have to place -- replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere."
by Saddamsmomshot January 16, 2009
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Noleen

She is a pretty bad ass bitch with a big heart. Noleen's don't really like humans but they adore animals, espacially dogs and cats. They don't click with everyone, but if they can be real good friends. Noleen's love food, sleep and Netflix. They laugh about everything.
Person: Hey what you doing?

Noleen: Mhhhh... just let me eat and piss off!
by meeee_2222 January 7, 2019
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fucking nowhere

An insult used in the midst of frustration, Something you say when you are referring to someone who will never aspire to anything in life. A nobody from Nowhere.
Eg: Davyd your fucking nowhere you are going nowhere and your life will end up on the second corner of nowhere in the city not somewhere.
by okeyDokeysmokestoomuch tokey December 3, 2015
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Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.
"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"
by Bendio December 9, 2008
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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
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