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Notie Whore

Someone who comments unnecessarily, likes everything, and asks people to get tagged in statuses on facebook
Jake, you're such a notie whore!!!
by mysterion54321 November 20, 2010
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takedown notice

A legal notice to an online publisher from an author or other party providing detailed information about a copyright violation and a demand to remove or disable access (display) of the published material.
I sent a takedown notice to the Wikipedia but the sysops refused to delete the material so I had to sue.

You can submit a takedown notice if you ever want to withdraw permission for a publisher to use your material.

A takedown notice is legally binding.
by Patrick Eberhart July 30, 2008
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Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020
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Ontimus Noticus

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.
Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.
by Kevbob October 4, 2006
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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 13, 2014
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Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
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notit

This is the area between the pussy and the sphincter. It received it's name cause when inexperienced guys poke it girls say "That's not it"
I was goin' all out guys til I poked her in the notit.
by o_krush May 22, 2006
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