The phenomenon of staying up ridiculously late at night on the computer, either:
a) playing WoW
b) participating in an online RP
c) watching porn.
A portmanteau of "schizophasia" and "noctis" (Latin for "night".) If a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of Noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction.
a) playing WoW
b) participating in an online RP
c) watching porn.
A portmanteau of "schizophasia" and "noctis" (Latin for "night".) If a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of Noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction.
Scott: How come Kim didn't wake up until four this afternoon, man?
John: Oh, she's got Noctophasia.
Scott: Poor kid.
John: Yeah, I'm trying to get her into rehab.
John: Oh, she's got Noctophasia.
Scott: Poor kid.
John: Yeah, I'm trying to get her into rehab.
by Monteil4 June 28, 2010
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After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
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by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
Get the Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome mug.A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late at night/early morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube videos etc)
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
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A champion in League of Legends that uses the power of tilt to win games. By constantly ulting botlane the enemy team’s morale will crumble and the Nocturne player will be seeing a victory screen.
Person 1: “I’ve been playing Nocturne and I’ve won all of my games!”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
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