New Year's Adam

The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.

When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.

New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.

by IshF January 11, 2008

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

New Year's Eve

The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.

One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.

by Achilles January 2, 2004

new year's eve

A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.

The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.

by j-hi January 7, 2004

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.

New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.

by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013

new year's eve

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.

"Happy New Year fuckers!"

by Kay January 18, 2004