ned

Neds are youths usually from Glasgow in Scotland,
They gather in gangs and bully goths, emos etc.

Theyre 'booze' or alchohol doesn't include cider much to the dismay of these morons, it includes Buckfast($5.00) MD/ESQ($5.00) 8 Cans of Tennants($6.59)
Senga is a made up word (Like many of this shit about neds here) made by some fools from GlasgowSurvival.co.uk

They gang up and fight other gangs from other areas, in which it is necessary to carry protection if they're out by thereselves (A 'Blade') Usually a Lock-back knife or a telescopic police baton craftily tucked up the sleeve.

The gangs have spread over Glasgow and it's a good thing so they can keep the population of gays out of Scotland.

Sometimes the Topmen of each gang take other areas Topmen 'Square goes' which I pressume means a Fair fight.

Weapons include (In order of popularity):
Bottles, Knives, Golf clubs, Hammers, Bats
Knuckledusters etc. Fortunatly we don't get guns readily available here in Scotland otherwise all hell would break lose!

Watch the movie Small Faces, it's good.
Shugzy dropped Sloan's 'wee' brother down a flight of stairs at the dancing, Only for Shugzy to turn up the next night with a golf club and take Sloan's eye out.

He is such a ned.
by krab July 16, 2008
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ned

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Aka. Wee fanny, cunthole, kev, scally, etc.
Dinnae ca' us neds ya fuckin' plamph!
by Kenny September 7, 2004
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Ned

When one's neck is so fat it forms onto his fat head
Jeff has a huge Ned.
by ned Flanders October 18, 2004
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Ned

Someone who gets really drunk and starts aggressively groping every girl in sight.
John: "what the fuck is he doing?"

Bruce: " ah fuck, he is doing a Ned!"
by bond100 October 14, 2014
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ned

Verb, used for Nap, Eat, Drink. A cycle of activities and a great way to spend a weekend. Can also be NEDS, which includes Sex, or ED for just Eating and Drinking.
"I am looking forward to this weekend, I just want to NED all day Saturday and Sunday."

and

"That way some great NEDing, but now it is back to the grind."
by AH3 December 31, 2007
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ned

Derived from the term 'Non educated delinquent'. NED was written on the bottom of school reports in the old days when the pupil hadn't achieved anything at school.

Scottish term used mainly in the west coast, similar to chav, scally etc. Often wear tracksuits (with the trousers tucked into their white socks) or some really 'pure dead' expensive label. Hang around in groups around shops or bus stops or mcdonalds. Wear far too much gold jewelry.
Drink bucky or some other drink that makes you pure 'mad fer it'. Often comparing knives.
by jekyllasdfasfdasfdf July 16, 2008
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ned

A ghost that lives in an air vent, and speaks with a very funny voice, sounding like barny from the simpsons but more high pitched!!!
if you ever hear a wind like sound from the air vent, it will be ned, he is a friendly ghost, but he may startle you with his magnificent voice!!!
by cocktail_queen October 11, 2007
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