Topless nachos

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips

those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.

by El crow December 26, 2007

Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010

ghetto nachos supreme

Just like ghetto nachos, only with Doritos spread across a cookie sheet, covered in shredded and sliced cheese. Put in oven until all cheese has melted

I was out of Tostitos, so I made ghetto nachos supreme for my guests.

by the BranDog December 2, 2010

Let's smoke some nachos

A phrase one utters when stoned out of their mind. Here is a scenario: Sitting down, taking a bong rip, a friend inquires about making nachos, and I you "one moment". After some time of smoking, you finally say, "Alright, let's go smoke some nachos". From the moment it left my lips, the phrase "Let's smoke some nachos" was born. Use this phrase in the middle of a smoke session when you want to make your friends laugh.

Friend: "I'm high as shit, I want nachos" You: "Alright, let's go smoke some nachos"

Let's smoke some nachos- the confusion of words when smoking weed and wanting nachos

by Muad'Dib420 July 10, 2016

Moldy nachos

A fluffy eloquent young fellow who is quite saucy and tends to misuse acronyms.

And then Moldy Nachos said, "Nicole, I ily you."

by Ilikefruitsnacks November 5, 2011

eating nachos on Wednesday

The ultimate act of gayness.

Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can do. I can already see the guys flocking to him.

by Carl Ystremenski February 18, 2008