Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Meef

Noun; It's Beef Jerky and Milk.

Hey Man, do you got any Meef in your refrigerator? I'm kind of hungry.

by KarmaKittens July 17, 2020

Meef

Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast

Yo meef past the stick bro
Aye meef whats good bro how u been

meef stay chiefing god dammmm

by masedakid September 21, 2020

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020

Meefy

Meefy is the perfect combination of both meaty and beefy and can be used to describe animals.

"Wow look at that dog! He is sooo meefy!"

by NerualMeefster1876 January 5, 2021

Meef

A Meef is a "man queef". Instead of air coming out of a vagina it is air coming out of a penis.

*Meef noise* dude did you just fucking Meef

by Gucci Galapagos January 19, 2021

Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons

Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign

by The penguarp man February 12, 2021