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Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
by Muster Bester January 11, 2016
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musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back
The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.
by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017
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musty tyler

When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.

Usually takes months to achieve
I went month without showering and gave myself a musty Tyler
by 100Dollar June 21, 2019
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Molly musty

by Djjddbevdjsiabd April 27, 2019
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Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017
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musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
"My gf wants me to musty potato her "
by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016
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musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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