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Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !
Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013
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German mustache

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
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margarita mustache

A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.
1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.

2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
by dindy February 18, 2009
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Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012
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backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
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dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy
by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 12, 2014
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jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022
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