Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.
1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.
2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
by dindy February 18, 2009

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 12, 2014

Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022
