Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 12, 2009

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009

Baby Munching

When one eats out a woman who is undergoing overt menstruation.

I'm so hungry for pussy I don't even care that you're bleeding out your crotch. BABY MUNCHING I GO!

by Sean LoL September 17, 2009

carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018

mumching

It is a bet. What you do, is you go to a restaurant with your friends and order food. Then, you switch your order with one of your friends. You each place a random object in the other persons food, and then return it to the original owner. They must eat it without knowing what you put in it. Then you guess on what they put in your food, and each person submits a predetermined amount of money into a pot. The closest guess is the winner.

dude, lets go to Burger King and do some mumching!

by Johnny Bifuddwinkle March 29, 2007

Deep-Sea Munching

When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).

Dude, Karen and I went Deep-Sea Munching last night and it was IMMACULATE!

by MunchMeASAP January 17, 2011