Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

muffa

Mark Holland

..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.

by Rigs April 28, 2003

muffalo hunting

usually a loser that can't get any kickass girls on his own,
without spending some hard earned cash.

went out with Ronny last nite you know the guy from the chess
club, guess he was muffalo hunting because it wasn't payday yet.

by RSD#5 February 21, 2007

muffruff

The creamy coloured dew on a womans pubic hair when she is sexually aroused.

"I could tell she was gagging for it, her minge was covered in muffruff"

by IamSparatcus December 5, 2007

Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.

1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"

by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009

The Muffalo

When going down on a girl till she reaches the point of pleasure, where the only sound that comes out of her mouth is a deep grunt (resembling that of a buffalo).

I finally got my boyfriend to try the Muffalo on me.

by Snatch master 7 August 10, 2017