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meteora

an album by lp that i got
by still September 10, 2003
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clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.
Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter
by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008
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Meteor

A large, spaceborne rock usually hell-bent on running into us and burning up in our atmosphere. Only very rarely do they ever make it anywhere near the Earth's surface. When they do, the results are usually rather catastrophic.

Unfortunately, a number of lame recent movies have popularized the idea of "death by spaceborne object".

For more information, read "Lucifer's Hammer."
That's a big meteor, but it'll still burn up in the atmosphere
by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004
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Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.
That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter
by jayak November 7, 2004
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Meteor Shower

Like a Golden Shower, but the person pissing has kidney stones. Thus raining down "meteors" down on the recipient.
I heard Ethan gave Chloe a meteor shower last night.
by NightHawk674 May 17, 2017
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meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>
EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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