mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

by Nk April 26, 2003

bricks and mortar

The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.

I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)

by sadko July 19, 2009

mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Mortal Cumbat

When you are piledriving a girl and when you are about to ejaculate so you dropkick her so her spine bends to her front so she breaks her back and or neck, then you cum on her screaming FLAWLESS VICTORY

Did you her Kevin Mortal Cumbated Nico and was arrested

by RedYetiGorillaz February 21, 2014

MortalKombat

The Stuff Of Legends are made of.

You are not a gamer if you dont do the honors of playing MK once a day.

by Alex. February 15, 2005

Montae

The realest nigga alive,he don’t take no bs so be cautious when you talk to him and he a big playa😏🅿️

Real nigga montae

by 438𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘦 January 3, 2020

firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009