wilde morley

an indie girl while also being one of st clare’s most popular girls!!! known for living in bronte🙀, and owning all the sommer and bamba bikinis 😼😼 she is one of a kind and super quirky especially since her name is WILDE, she’s super wild ;)))) and how could i forget, her soulmate is THE one and only, MILES KELLY, a super cool waverley boy😏😏😏😏

is that wilde morley THE og bronte girl who lives IN bronte !?!?!?
YES! that’s her! i would die to be her 🤯🤯🤯

by chl0ew!lson November 25, 2020

Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt

Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"

by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022

Morgue Sex

Sex where a woman is disinterested and all they do is lay there and wait to get it over with.

After being married for 10 years, all she wants is 2 minutes with her vibrator and morgue sex with her husband -- I don't know how he puts up with it.

by Mr SnotNose April 21, 2014

Dawson morley

He is absolutely trash at everything he always plays roblox anime games and is such a weeb he even lives on an island and bitch does not even know how to swim. Smh

Person “Dawson Morley does not know how to swim”
Other person “true that”

by AgentDAWDAW April 4, 2022

mollusk

A sand-dwelling creature, that according to Ween emulates the ocean sound, speaks of the trinity, and casts a light at the sand with its wandering eye.

There are three things that separate the mollusk from the sand: the waking of all creatures that live on the land, and with just one faint glance back into the sea, the mollusk lingers with its wandering eye.

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005

mobluvbot

An epic mutual,my favourite mutual. She posts daily,cares for her followers AND makes funny content. Also very much of a BAKA sometimes

“Hey are you following mobluvbot?” “No.” *murders you cutely*

by davy1 March 17, 2021

mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006