Morgenegg
1. Noun: a crazy clan of little boys that run wild in the south east metro area. Also known as the Morgenegg boys. They tend be cute little boogers that will win you over with their cute baby faces and boyish charms. Do not fall victim to these innocent looking angel faces!! Once you are under there spell they will take all of your candy and rob you of any free will to say no.
2. Noun: A slightly off centered woman who has an unreasonable crush on David Bowie. Also Known as Becca or B Dawg. She is one of the creators of the Morgenegg boys so she has a lot of there same characteristics except you can say no to her but if you try she will rip your arm off and beat you with it. Only a few things Anger this Morgenegg; a)harming one of the afore mentioned Morgenegg boys b)hitting on her redneck counter part c)bad mouthing republicans and d)grounding poo into the carpet. When you upset this Morgenegg offer her gifts and flattery!! Make sure you do not make eye contact. She is a good friend to have on your side when you are going to a rumble and she is handy with a knife.
3. Noun: Red neck counter part of female Morgenegg and co creator of the Morgenegg boys. He is mechanically inclined and very competitive. He is usually very caring and always willing to help but has a very low tolerance for all things dumb that includes but is not limited to small furry house pets and super annoying clingy loud over inquisitive acquaintances that wish they were his bff.
1. Noun: a crazy clan of little boys that run wild in the south east metro area. Also known as the Morgenegg boys. They tend be cute little boogers that will win you over with their cute baby faces and boyish charms. Do not fall victim to these innocent looking angel faces!! Once you are under there spell they will take all of your candy and rob you of any free will to say no.
2. Noun: A slightly off centered woman who has an unreasonable crush on David Bowie. Also Known as Becca or B Dawg. She is one of the creators of the Morgenegg boys so she has a lot of there same characteristics except you can say no to her but if you try she will rip your arm off and beat you with it. Only a few things Anger this Morgenegg; a)harming one of the afore mentioned Morgenegg boys b)hitting on her redneck counter part c)bad mouthing republicans and d)grounding poo into the carpet. When you upset this Morgenegg offer her gifts and flattery!! Make sure you do not make eye contact. She is a good friend to have on your side when you are going to a rumble and she is handy with a knife.
3. Noun: Red neck counter part of female Morgenegg and co creator of the Morgenegg boys. He is mechanically inclined and very competitive. He is usually very caring and always willing to help but has a very low tolerance for all things dumb that includes but is not limited to small furry house pets and super annoying clingy loud over inquisitive acquaintances that wish they were his bff.
1. Where did all my gum go!!! Oh yeah the Morgenegg boys were over here I must have given it all to them.
2. I was shopping with Morgenegg the other day and these thugs tried to start crap with us so she whipped out her shank and cut the big one. I don't think they will mess with us again.
3. I was at a soft ball game and I saw Morgenegg attack a blonde lady because he did not want to lose the game.
4. DD better be careful or i am going to go Morgenegg on her!!!
2. I was shopping with Morgenegg the other day and these thugs tried to start crap with us so she whipped out her shank and cut the big one. I don't think they will mess with us again.
3. I was at a soft ball game and I saw Morgenegg attack a blonde lady because he did not want to lose the game.
4. DD better be careful or i am going to go Morgenegg on her!!!
by IamSummer March 12, 2008
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A clever early-'80's cartoon-example of a morgueage: a scowling bill collector is shown speaking to a "Here lies John Smith" gravestone: "And so I am warning you for the final time, Mr. Smith --- if we do not receive your payment within two weeks, we are gonna hafta take some STERN STEPS! Do you hear me, Mr. Smith?! STERN STEPS!"
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Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".
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Get the Morgulan mug.An extraordinarily hot boy! He is very funny and likes to crack jokes here and there. He is also REALLY smart and everyone comes to him with questions that they don't know (because he is so smart). Everyone wants to be his friend and all the girls want to be his girlfriend. He is also THE BEST athlete! He is amazing at soccer, football, tennis, snowboarding and just about everything else! So, if you ever do meet a "Morgen E", tell him how FREAKIN' COOL HE IS!!
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