Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.
by AsslessChaps93 November 26, 2013
To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.
by Richard Wadington December 12, 2008
The mop-like patch of hair found on the upper lip of some men. Often used to tickle the clitoris during cunnilingus. Sometimes referred to as a mustache.
by woobnation July 08, 2014
A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?
Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
by eMpTy009 March 10, 2010
1. Any and all Jews. Especially the money crazed, mountain nosed Jews.
2. Anyone who acts like a mop, but isn't actually a Jew
2. Anyone who acts like a mop, but isn't actually a Jew
by MOPOFTHEEARTH April 12, 2008
by Dumb6nitch9ine March 20, 2022
gamer1: I was running up with this tank to the enemy base, but then some guy comes out with the mop and pwned me.
gamer2: that sucks
gamer2: that sucks
by Kyprioth January 21, 2008