Mone

Mone a classy funny queen who don’t have time for snakes and hoes. As a queen it’s best to present her in a certain stance or one shall be stoned

Guy 1: damn she’s glowing like a goddess how can she be this perfect

Guy 2: its because she’s a Mone

by Meatslapped September 17, 2018

Mooney

The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.

Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."

by Michael O'Neill December 15, 2008

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Monet

(Mo-Nay, not Mo-NET.) A cool, easily annoyed person. Fun to be around, but not when they're pissed off at you. Monets need their space.

Yeah I guess Monets cool.
Yeah but not when she's pissed off.

by fuzzyelmo April 10, 2009

Momoness

Being or having the characteristics of a momo.

Dammit MOMO! Stop the momoness

by Daniel Pierce Logan January 22, 2003

monegasm

The pleasurable feeling obtained from making money.

For many people, the intensity of a monegasm is proportional to the rate at which money is acquired. For some people, notably those in the finance industry, the risk that one takes in achieving a monegasm will increase the intensity of the resulting experience.

Bankers, traders and investors effectively became addicted to monegasm, while at the same time increasingly losing touch with just how much risk they were taking.

The Publisher's Clearing House winner had a loud monegasm at her door, when the Prize Patrol arrived.

by cyclam8 February 7, 2009

Moloney

Verb: To top other people's stories, specifically with one that is ridiculous or lame

I can't believe that guy just Moloney'ed my story/

by Frank Watson July 28, 2010