Mockery

The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.

"Your life is over, what a mockery"
"Throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike."

by Coldguess April 27, 2006

mooked

To be high as fuck off some killer.

I was so mooked last night that I knocked out an undercover for trying to sell me some poop ass schwag.

by Dro April 11, 2004

Mookey

A burp after smoking weed, where smoke comes out with the burp

Dude, that was a big mookey

by An drew October 22, 2007

Mockerel

A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).

Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!

by elexxxers January 19, 2018

Monkery

An act of foolishness that results in popularity.

I got a girlfriend by making a monkery of myself.

by The Some December 7, 2020

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

moonerr

An extremely large penis, as if to be the size of the moon.

"HOLY SHIT! That moonerr can sure cut through mud! Let's hope daddy doesn't get excited by the fudge"

by Erec Tism November 13, 2007