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Dr Moffed

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene
“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025
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getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
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