monte

Something that is super cool or awesome.

That party last night was MONTE!! There were so many hot babes it was a lot of fun.

by shockey1489 October 26, 2009

montessori school

A place where kids learn a whole lot and actually learn to LOVE school. Many people back away from montessori schools because they're not "structured" enough, but the truth is that these kids learn better in this kind of environment than the kids in catholic school who are told to fold their hands at their desks and be quiet. Not saying all catholic schools are like that, nor am I saying that it's bad, but montessori schools kinda accomplish more with their unique style of learning. They're really expensive, but it's well worth the price.

A: "Ewww I hate school its horrible ew ew ew."

B: "Really? I love school. The people there are nice and the academics are interesting."

A: "You must go to a montessori school, then."

B: "you got it."

by xEmo kittyxx November 17, 2011

motek

a person who is so cute,conciderate and sweet .

she is such a motek she allways there when i need her.

by sahawee March 17, 2005

Monterey Trumpet Trolley

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

by Merrstacks September 6, 2007

Positive Montemurro Sign

A freshly waxed vaginal area that is so smooth that drops of water will bead off when applied to the area.

I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.

by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009

monteiro

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once

t Monteiro is a fucking pimp

by unanymous May 13, 2005

el monte

california city which was a former mexican ghetto becoming an azn ghetto

Flores in el monte is becoming azn!

by Nathan December 6, 2004