monopoly money

1. Play money from the popular board game Monopoly
2. What ignorant citizens of the USA call foreign currency.

1. My three-year-old sister has drooled all over most of the monopoly money.

2. US Citizen: "Look at this Monopoly Money! Why can't you have REAL money, like Americans?"
Canadian: "This IS real money."
US Citizen: "I can't understand your stupid accent! SPEAK AMERICAN!"

by Hidinginthelibrary January 3, 2008

Monobrodium Dudeamate

A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.

Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"

Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"

by nosnebjak October 25, 2009

mono

red half zip

that red half zip makes Monos chin look mahoosive

what a chinny chin chin

that chin could cut butter better than a butter knife

by 6applesauce9 March 22, 2021

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011

Monopolated

To monopolize and manipulate at the same time. The action of taking hold of any and all angles to ensure your victory.

In order to get what you want all opportunities must be monopolated in your favor.

by NarLanMarLor May 29, 2015

mohophobic

Someone that freaks out at the looks of a person participating in Movember.

Mary: Ah! you look like a sleezy pimp with that lousy mo!
Fred: Give me a break, I'm just raising money for the Movember cause! Are you sure you're not mohophobic or something?

by ghostwhowalks November 22, 2009

monobradmin

Bad admin of one's monobrow

'Dude, you need to get a grip of your monobradmin!'

by bobishungry October 1, 2012