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monkey

wow he has a big monkey
by A_p January 28, 2009
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monkey

slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 14, 2006
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monkeys

verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
by juztin April 23, 2006
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monkey

I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
by JOJO July 9, 2003
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monkey

there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.

example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc

example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.
monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.
by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006
mugGet the monkeymug.

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008
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monkey but

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .
The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .
by W.P. May 2, 2005
mugGet the monkey butmug.

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