monkey

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

by Sangrizz January 27, 2004

Monkey

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

by Glennifer May 8, 2005

monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 16, 2004

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

by m-dogg March 19, 2005

monkey

monkey can be used to refer to a pussy that will trap a nigga like a rat

master p uses this definition in his song "killer pussy"

by robin hood February 21, 2005

monkey

creatures that dwell inside Nikita's head.

The mokey's told me to do it!!!!

by pinkian alice November 24, 2003

Monkey

It is a term used at the casino when you are playing black jack. It is when you want them to lay down a face card. Made popular by the chinks and asians at the casino Foxwods.

The dealer has 16 showing he has to hit. you would yell Monkey!Monkey! cause you want to get him 10 or higher to bust.

by Matt Sousa / Matt Gilbert August 29, 2007