'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007

monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.

Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

by quintippio February 9, 2010

throat monster

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.

Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 27, 2015

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).

I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

by Peridot Amethyst June 25, 2023

library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

banana monster

A nickname easily given to most domestic rabbits who are generally completely mad for bananas.

Watch this, he’s a total wacka-wacka banana monster!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021