The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
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"Make no mistake, if you are not home by 11, you'll be grounded for a week!"
(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."
(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."
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A CD or other media containing songs remixed authorized or unauthorized by djs who resell them on the street.
"YO! heard dat new Mixtape dat Smoove put out? He's sellin it for $10 on 48th and 8th."
"Yeah I heard Fabolous got a Mixtape comin out soon too..."
"Yeah I heard Fabolous got a Mixtape comin out soon too..."
by Humes November 3, 2003
Get the Mixtape mug.1. N. A cassette tape with songs from various artists recorded on it.
2. N. A cassette tape with songs compiled for personal (non-commercial) use.
2. N. A cassette tape with songs compiled for personal (non-commercial) use.
1. the smiths- asleep
ride- vapour trail
simon and garfunkel- scarborough
procol harum- a whieter shade of pale
nick drake- time of no reply
beatles- dear prudence
suzanna vega- gypsy
moody blues- nights in white satin
smashing pumkins- daydream
genesis- dush
U2- MLK
beatles- blackbird
fleetwood mac- landslide
the smiths- asleep
2. He gave his friend a mixtape for his birthday.
ride- vapour trail
simon and garfunkel- scarborough
procol harum- a whieter shade of pale
nick drake- time of no reply
beatles- dear prudence
suzanna vega- gypsy
moody blues- nights in white satin
smashing pumkins- daydream
genesis- dush
U2- MLK
beatles- blackbird
fleetwood mac- landslide
the smiths- asleep
2. He gave his friend a mixtape for his birthday.
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by vagatarian January 21, 2009
Get the New Year's Mistake mug.A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;
1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.
2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.
2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"
"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."
"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"
"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"
"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."
"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"
"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"
"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
by MagickDio April 1, 2010
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