monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly
overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"
by Chris Bailey December 11, 2003
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Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge
I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt
by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019
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catcher's mitt

An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.
A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009
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Stink Mitt

1) Referring to the dank (potent) smell of a dirty girls vagina.

2) Can also be used when referring to young girls (young stinks)

The term originated in Bowmanville Ontario and were proud of it
Bro lets go on a stink mission (lets go find some skanks)

Man that mitt was stank ( her pussy smelled bad)

This Party is just full of Stink Mitts
by Z00 Kr3W January 29, 2011
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Mitt-rolled

to be mugged for your Vancouver 2010 team Canada mittens
Serjie: Where'd your red mittens go!?
Nigel: I frikken got mitt-rolled last night.
by dendrite February 21, 2010
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Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
by Lead party chief October 09, 2009
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The Oven Mitt

When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"
Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!
by ovenmitter December 21, 2008
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