a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend
by billy smallz December 21, 2009
Get the mistress christmas mug.Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.
Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....
This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.
Always out to please her man no matter what!
Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).
This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....
If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!
Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....
This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.
Always out to please her man no matter what!
Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).
This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....
If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!
Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.
Please refer to Steph or Stephanie
Please refer to Steph or Stephanie
by BernMan April 29, 2010
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A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife
Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.
Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday
Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me
Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday
Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me
by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021
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by Hitler is the man August 28, 2010
Get the Mosterest mug.A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
by FzlDzl February 1, 2009
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by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009
Get the MistressMage mug.The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio
That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.
That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.
That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.
by DommeJay November 18, 2019
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