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Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.
Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.
by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011
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Miserabald

A balding or unintentionally bald person who just looks like the saddest kind of person imaginable
That man looks completely miserabald and that combover isn't helping at all.
by Lostinthought17 August 27, 2016
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Mispertermia

A virus that strucks any lovestruck person in this world making them miss their crush/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife
Nick : dude I think I have mispertermia
John : who's the lucky girl?
by StuffsIdontgiveadamabout May 13, 2017
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Mipster

A muslim hipster.

The term originated in 2012 with a small group of friends in New York who jokingly called themselves Muslim hipsters. Though they hesitated to form an official group -- " hipster rule number one: never self-identify as a hipster" -- Mipsterz quickly evolved into an online community, and the group has garnered international attention. - CNN dot com, quote.
That mipster's hijab was gorgeous coupled with her princess collar croptop.

Aahil was undoubtedly handsome. The well groomed beard, the curve of his hair, everything, even down to his suspenders and ankle boots screamed " mipster".
by fxcail October 2, 2017
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Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
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coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."
by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014
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Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".
Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!
by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008
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