Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.
by Abigal smith May 08, 2020
An amazing tutor who is super nice and has a lot of friends, he is fun and caring and is SUPER smart(especially in mathematics and life) You want a mike as ur BFF
by UniMaid March 31, 2018
Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
by thekid121314 March 09, 2011
by Jesus you lord and savior December 16, 2018
by id want to be me December 07, 2016
A pathetic, sad, lonely guy who over-compensates for his short stature by endlessly spewing word excrement out of his mouth every chance he gets. Mike is an insincere, insecure narcissist who acts like he is very intelligent and caring, but really is just stupid. And he can't get girls because he's fat and ugly. The only redeemable features of him are his decent dick and his extensive list of things that are easy to make fun of.
"Hey that guy over there looks OK I guess"
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."
"No..he totally looks like a Mike. He is so short! And he won't stop talking to us.."
by todd fark October 06, 2012