missingno

moot

Once the corrupt data file from the early Pokémon games, "missingno" is now the filtered name of 4chan's "moot", or Christopher Poole.

by Helpin' Out August 23, 2011

missing

when something is lost, no DuH.

MY SHIRT IS LOST MAYBE it's MISSING.

by DORASENTME November 23, 2018

Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.

Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"

by M.68 April 4, 2010

Missingness

How much I miss a girl on a scale of 1 to 10

My Missingness of Kendra is a 4.5

by Metalhead151699 March 21, 2010

Instant Messenger

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***

Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!

by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009

MSN Messenger

The most common teenage addiction

Danielle: Omg! im going away for a week to Majorca! That means i cant go on MSN!

Sophia: OMG!! how are you gona live???!!!

by Emma the sexy beast May 26, 2005

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003