Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Merlin

When you say something is Merlin you are saying it is great, awesome or rad to the max . The definition derives from the world Wizard that doesn't do the awesomeness the justice it deserves.

Last night was totally merlin, it couldn't have been better.

That back double tricky you did was merlin!

That layout for that ad is merlin.

by grassharper July 20, 2009

Merlijn

Someone who is better than everyone else

wow, he got 2 grammies, he's a real Merlijn

by QKSPY February 3, 2018

Merlin

A word used to replace the overused words "sick/cool/legit". Based off an idea from some white kid in Palo Alto, CA. Derived from merlin as something magical/cool, and therefor, awesome.

Kid #1: Woody freestyles be hella merlin
Kid #2: True, but I heard Spencer's are merlin as fuck!

by Merlin 650 December 22, 2008

Merlatch

When someone attempts to open the car door at the same moment as the driver is automatically opening all the doors, and the door remains locked.

Can you open the door again? That was merlatch.

by abcashmoney January 17, 2008

Merlin

An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.

Dammit Merlin, I wanted a horse penis not a chode!

by ChaosInACan June 10, 2020