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mergecat

a cat kept in a car and thrown out the window as a diversion when traffic wont let you merge.
man! i just could not get on to the interstate! lucky i had a few mergecats onboard... threw a few out and i was straight in.
by cnschulz June 26, 2009
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Margox

1. A mythical creature from French folklore. Similar to Greek sirens in their dangerous powers of seduction, a Margox is beautiful winged demi-goddess
It is believed that the legend of the Margox had a heavy influence in Rome occupied Gaul and was an integral influence on Medieval and Renaissance representations of biblical angels.

2. Used to refer to hot women, specifically femme fatales. Especially used with regards to foreigners.
Hey, have you met the new girl? She's a complete Margox
by thisshitslegit September 22, 2012
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poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
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Mergie

tubgirl skank A woman who participates on message boards who makes every effort to be as offensive to others as possible.
Gawd, our new member is such a Mergie.
by PeePeeDance April 16, 2005
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margo

The prettiest girl from Newton, Mass to Calcutta.
Yo, Margo. Can I holla at you?
by Charchar1018 May 3, 2005
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mergadoodle

This word, created by Teni Amos, can and should be used to replace ugh and all other words corresponding to ugh.
Crap! I didn't study.... Mergadoodle!
by tatia November 29, 2010
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merger

(n.)

1. A transaction in which one corporate entity is combined with another corporate entity. A variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the "triangular" merger whereby one corporation ("Buyer") creates a subsidiary ("Merger Sub") into which the other corporation ("Target") is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. A wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the Reagan administration. A similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. Mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like "AOL Time Warner," and "JPMorganChase" and "PriceWaterHouseCoopers." Frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed "efficiencies" created.

2. A transaction performed by the cockiest, least self-aware, obnoxious assholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. The area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as "Mergers and Acquisitions" or "M&A."
1. The merger of AT&T Wireless and Cingular Wireless expanded the digital network of Cingular substantially.

2.
Corporate Asshole 1: Hey man, what you been up to at the office?
Corporate Asshole 2: Inhaling deeply, cocking head to the side, wiping coke off of nose I'm working on this new merger. I can't tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
Corporate Asshole 1: Sweet. Dude, have you heard this new band called the Killers? They are so awesome.
Corporate Asshole 2: Yeah, they rock. When you getting off work?
Corporate Asshole 1: Probably 2 a.m. After that, I'm going to Lemon Bar.
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
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