Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by mplad July 22, 2006

mentos bomb

When 3-5 mentos mints are dropped into a two liter bottle of diet coke causing a geyser of foam to shoot anywhere from a couple of feet to a few yards into the air. A real mentos bomb is when you build pressure up inside the diet coke bottle by dropping the same amount of mentos into the diet coke and quickly putting the cap back on. Then you throw the bottle as hard as you can on the ground. Depending on how hard you throw it and how it lands, the cap will shoot off propelling the bottle like a missle at your preferred target such as an ex-girlfriend or your mom.

example 1
If my girlfriend does not shut the fuck up, i'm gonna have to give her a mentos bomb to her face.

example 2
guy #1 "My ex does not leave me the fuck alone"
guy #2 "Well.. we're gonna pass a gas station on the way to her house.. do you want to pick up some mentos and diet coke and bomb her ass before we tie her up and kill her?
guy #1 "Sounds like a plan bro.

by Swishahouse June 18, 2006

west menlo park

the small city bordering redwood city that is known as the "hidden hood" is the hood of west menlo with the drug and murder rates low because of clever hiding the evidence....the slang here is similar to EPA and has one street that stretches about 7 blocks which is the most dangerous, Barey ave. is the most dangerous of all the streets in west menlo.

EX: WEST MENLO PARK "waysup my rogue i finna go up my bitches house u wanna roll with me homie"
EX: "Yo balla im gun king it wit my dawg from uptown tonite...u down"
EX': "AY homie these east rogues just rolled on my boi and stabbed hiim in the side homie,,,,take dem niggaz out due'"
EX: "rogue i be reppin tha west menlo boiii we ride fo the heat nigga"

by nikky g 650 October 15, 2009

Mantor

A man to whom you as a man aspire towards.
The Ideal man.

Tom Selleck is my mantor.

by A/s/L March 19, 2009

Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018

West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008

Manto

Potential female partners who usually congregate around pubs and clubs.

From the slang Mantovani (fanny)

John returned from the toilet and overheard a guy saying "Check out the manto in bar tonight!"

by Big Al January 6, 2004