meatball

Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.

"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."

by Chris A. March 30, 2003

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

meatball salad

It's a conundrum, a mystery, a situation seemingly unsolvable.

I was going to give him a rim but he hadn't bathed in three days. What a fucked up meatball salad.

by Doyle coldiron February 20, 2015

mobile meatball

A small fat dog/cat

bloody pj is a mobile meatball

by wheelz June 29, 2004

Meatball sundae

The mixing together of two excellent business ideas with predictably disastrous results.

When Anheuser-Busch spends $40 million on an online network called BudTV, that's a meatball sundae. It leads to no new Bud drinkers, just a bad case of indigestion.

by The Commadore September 30, 2008

Meatball parm

The act of banging a girl while she has her period and a cheesy yeast infection. Girl must be on top so her cheesy red goodness runs all over your balls, causing a Meatball parm.

She wasn't the best looking whore on the ave, but She did give me a great meatball Parm.

by Azguz October 5, 2009

Shorti MeatBall

1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at Wawa convenience stores, preceded by the Junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the Classic (10 inch) and 2-footer.

2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.

*Guy #1- Man, "Tiffany" is my Shorti MeatBall. I mean, I'm usually not into chicks under 5-3, but Damn! Her butt and boobs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller...

*Guy #2- Got that right...

by joe757 December 21, 2008