Maya

A PERSON WHO WENT TO COSCO AND BOUGHT A TURKEY AND FED IT TO JESUS.

Maya had chicken for dinner with Jesus.

by Jesuseatscrackers February 4, 2019

Maya

This girl seems to be the most innocent and kind person ever, but watch out! If you do a tiny thing wrong, she won't be afraid to beat you up! Maya is a person with strong feelings, she's really sensitive. If you do something to make her sad/cry, don't think its over, because she will make it bad badd for you!

DAMN!! Maya is so strong!

by westantheackermans December 10, 2021

Maya

Someone who has a great attraction, sexually, to boys specifically ones called Alfie

Boy: hey I really really really like you
Maya: thanks *blushing* same. Btw what's your name?
Boy: it's Alfie
9 months later: little Alfie appears

by Kilkenny 303 July 17, 2019

Maya

Maya is very beautiful and smart. She is the smartest grl evea. Maya is the most beautiful of them all, best eyes, soft hair, and huge boobs (there G-cup...damnn). She's the popular-unpopular kid, the loudest-quiet kid. she plays videogames and has the weirdest habits. Maya is hilarious, very dark humor and goes over the edge wgen shes too comfortable, but nontheless aewsome. Maya dosent like-like many guys, shes only had 2 previous crushes and itll stay that way.

Maya- Majestic And Yeilding All-your-love

Maya: Hey
Me/anyone who crosses her path: HI I LUV U

by mayaisverygod September 10, 2019

Maya

A girl who really likes cookies and uses a baguette as her primary weapon. She can be smart when she wants to. About average height for women but still gets teased for being short.

I just got chased around the block by a Maya.

She was that close to hitting me in my ass with her baguette.

by MassiveBrain April 7, 2022

#maya

A hashtag used in the early two thousands after the death of maya pahre

Just went to the mall #maya

by AGuy104 June 4, 2018

Maya

A small child, very....literal. We had an inside joke about Bill Nye the Sherlock guy, 'cause in the series Sherlock Holmes, Holmes looks like Bill Nye. She is really bad at being sarcastic ( one of my main traits ) , she says she'd rather deadpan it and no one understand her. Maya my friend and a literal genius. Ps: you do not have common sense! Just kiddin'....not really though.

She's such a Maya, ya' know?

by Purple Quail March 8, 2021