Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

matter hacker

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.

He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.

by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014

matters not

Another way of saying “it doesn’t matter”

What would you like for dinner? Matters not to me!

Do you like the red or the blue car? Matters not.

by Yesway January 12, 2019

Masternater

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.

Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.

by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020

It doesn't matter

Nothing matters

Person 1: the sun will explode everything we do it pointless
Person 2: yeah it doesn't matter
Person 3: OK welp that's sad

by OK, why? June 9, 2020

Don't matter

Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you

You to your PlayStation amidst your exams: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you

by woahyou'recool March 23, 2021