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Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Baka Matrix

A method of Qualculus
A set of data or a collection of data items. It is used in designing computer programs. The word "Baka" used in this context is Hungarian and should not be confused with the Japanese word baka.
She began designing the program by drafting a Baka Matrix.
by Xin Jung January 22, 2005
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The Matrix

A computer program that makes you believe that your in your own world, in reality the real world is controlled by AI Agents, and they use human beings as an energy source, because our bodies produce shitloads of energy
I take a shit on The Matrx
by ac February 13, 2004
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Matrix Move

Any time one avoids something so deftly, or shows such otherworldly skill, when accomplishing any task, that it literally makes everyone around hold their breath, or something to that effect... that is a Matrix Move. This can describe almost anything, so long as it is done in an extraordinary way.
Matrix Moves almost always lead to an Epic Win, and be a result of skill, talent, or even just sheer blind, dumb, stupid luck.
"Did you see the way D took the Platoon Sergeant down, in hand-to-hand training? He totally used a Matrix Move!"
by Calculated_Risk 047 December 23, 2010
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matriarchal

a woman who rules her family or tribe
The leader was a matriarchal. A beastly one at that.
by Morgan tee January 28, 2008
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Matric

a South African term used for the last year of High School.
Matric the South African equivalent of 'Year 12' in England or 'Seniors' in the US.
by Yo!_Im4rmAfrica February 10, 2012
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marimba stigmata

the marks that appear in the palm of your hands while practicing the stevens four mallet grip.
Hey guys, i practiced enough to get a marimba stigmata
by musicnote101 June 9, 2012
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