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Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.
1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Maricela

A Maricela is usually Mexican and a mix of some kind of Asian. She loves to sing and is never embarrassed to do something if you dare her to! A Maricela loves to style her hair and has the hottest fashion taste. She will always be there for you and is wonderful to be around (when she is not mad). She is almost ALWAYS in a cheerful mood and loves to draw! A Maricela is not perfect and makes mistakes, but shes perfect to people that know her and love her.
That Maricela is ALWAYS so cheerful!
by A cute little tootsie roll September 19, 2019
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mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008
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Malice in wonderland

A crazy trip video that has girls like coming out of there own vaginas(most likely baced off of acid like the real alice in wonderland) it used to be played in movie theaters and if you saw it while triping you would like die
did you see that tripy video Malice in wonderland
by bob teats April 16, 2010
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Maicen

A very complicated guy to figure out, yet someone who has the personality of the most likeable characteristics such as humor, charm, kindness, willingness, persuasiveness, intelligence, motivated, control, helpfulness, sweet, friendliness; someone who is very attractive in more ways besides his outer appearance, and most of all, has the ability to love.
I wish I still had my Maicen S. because he was the best thing that ever happened to me.
by little peach October 3, 2016
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Masicest

When you've fucked more than 5 of your close blood relatives.
Damn Amy I just finished fucking my 6th relative of the day, I really love masicest don't I?
by MRKRAMWICH69 November 11, 2020
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Masicest

When you've fucked more than 5 of your close blood relatives.
Damn Amy I just finished fucking my 6th relative of the day, I really love masicest don't I?
by MRKRAMWICH69 November 11, 2020
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