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Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.
i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies
by A MASON November 3, 2010
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Gangster Mathematics

Gangster Mathematics is the act of obtaining wealth as a result of hustling.
Q: where did you get that balllin ass chain?
A: gangster mathematics
by t-wreks November 29, 2010
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additional mathematics

it is a 'thing' that live on Earth just to kill you
i love additional mathematics
' then you are a ghost, right?'
by daisydino December 12, 2020
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Dirac mathematics

Dirac mathematics is the discrete foundation of computer science.

It argues that if you lop off a portion of a circle with the line from one point of the cut to the other side of the cut in the circle being a-straight-line basically an arc-tangent-length the number points in the "lop" can be, qualitatively, discrete, infinite, or irrational.

If the circle is cut above-but-parallel-to the diameter the draw-distance of the points extracted from the cut portion will be discrete. If the circle is cut BELOW the diameter-halfway point--the line created from the number of points will have an IRRATIONAL draw-distance.
Dirac mathematics demarcates a corresponding draw-distance based on whether a circle is cut above or below the line of diameter. A cut at the diameter corresponds to an infinite draw-distance using the number of points (infinite) in the cut.

A cut above the diameter corresponds to a statistical inference; a cut AT the diameter (1/2 point) corresponds to CAUSATION.

A cut below the diameter-line corresponds to a regression--scientifically meaningless.
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spaghetti level mathematics

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
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kurt's mathematics centre

I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since

Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!

Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.
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