Hakuna matata

For white geeks who are in Kenya the first
time and they think it makes them "fit in"
if they put on a Hakuna matata t shirt and so
they won't get mugged by the Kenyans as they profess there are no worries - but are really scared inside waiting to get robbed!

Matt:Man i was in Kenya and i didn't get robbed!
How come?
Jack:I said the magic words to all I met-hakuna matata!
Jason meets some Kenyans and he's just from the forex bureau and says: hakuna matata.Hakuna matata as he runs away while they chase him for his money.

by Pe ter September 30, 2008

mancation

going on vacation with your male buddies on the premise of "scoring chicks" but end up sitting around chugging warm busch lights

"wanna go to a rager saturday night?"
"no can do, i'm going on mancation"

by ddpp September 11, 2007

Mancation

Main Entry: man·ca·tion
Pronunciation: mān-ˈkā-shən
Function: noun

Usage: often attributive

Definition 1: A homoerotic version of a regular vacation. A period spent away from home or business in travel with other "MEN" with similar interest

I can't wait to go to my yearly Mancation at the leather and cigar festival, I hope all my "friends" make it.

by D. U. GG June 17, 2009

Hakuna matata

The act of jizzing on a girl's face then smearing it across her forehead with your thumb.

Last night i gave her a Hakuna Matata.

by roflcopter6754 November 3, 2010

akuna matata

used for "delicious" by young Africans who live in Paris

an "akuna matata" girl, an akuna matata meal, etc.

by 'tyah August 22, 2003

hakuna matata motha fucka

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. first said by a black guy in a mchs hallway, and thought cool by kellie n brittany

"Hakuna Matata motha fucka. Wait up!"

by Brittany April 16, 2005

Macaturd

Scottish variation on McShit The act of using the public restroom in a fast food restaurant without purchasing any food.

och, i seriously need a macaturd

by diddumsalmighty November 9, 2009