masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.

John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.

by DaPro May 30, 2010

Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"

by SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS January 31, 2007

masterbation

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

sorry no examples availible

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003

Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011