A Dan Marino

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.

"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

by thewarrior1986 June 5, 2015

Maranoia

1. A state of temporary paranoia while under the influence of marjiuana.

Phil thought we would get kicked out of the bar because his eyes were bloodshot, but he was just experiencing maranoia.

by BrettMiller September 22, 2005

san marino

tiny country that is basically just an independent city surrounded by italy. its people are ethnic italians, but when italy was unified in the 1870s, san marino refused to join. it's actually been an independent nation since 301 AD. nowadays, they are famous for producing special coins and postage stamps marketed directly at tourists.

san marino has a F-1 race ever year.

by Ben E. Hama February 2, 2007

Marino Special

The act of placing your erect penis through the hole of a doughnut, bagel, or any other food item with a hole in it. You then begin to fuck a girl and take bites out of the food item when you get hungry. (You also have the choice of removing the food item, cumming on it, and have your partner eat it.)

Mike: Yo bro I was fuckin this girl last night and started to get really hungry.

Greg: Oh yeah? You give her the Marino Special?

Mike: Hell yeah man, what's better than having a girl fuck you, while eating a doughnut?

by Zack "Pie" Marino December 27, 2008

Maron

Such a beautiful person inside and out but she’s To humble to accept compliments given to her. Often looks upset, but rarely is. So quick to forgive others and never holds grudges. She comes off as a shy, intimidating person but as soon as you get to know her, you never want to stop being around her. Her acceptance of everyone makes her fun to be around and she truly brings out the best in everyone she meets. She has a caring heart and longs to pursue a career dedicated to the care of others. She’s always putting others needs above her own. Once you meet a Maron, don’t let her go

Friend 1:”hey who are you going to ask to prom?”

Friend 2:”idk all the cool girls have already been asked”
Friend 1:”Maron hasn’t, you should ask her! You would have so much fun!”
Friend 2:”Maron hasn’t been asked?!? She’s so cool!”

by Chickentenderlover June 12, 2018

maroon

Used by Bugs Bunny as a term or derision. Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons-even though they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the NFL championship.

To be as stupid as a Maroon.

by tatashady February 2, 2009

marook

From Yiddish, meaning a miserable or morose person.

"He's a real marook" means "What a misery!"

by Sharix November 2, 2012