tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

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Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

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tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

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Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 03, 2014

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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

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