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Special Mayonnaise

Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.
seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise

Customer: How special is it?

Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients

Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without
by elratboyo April 21, 2010
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Manon

A beautiful girl who usually does at least 2 or more sports. Many boys will love here because she is sporty, pretty and has a good butt. Many boys would like to have her as their girlfriend. A Manon can also be a girl how would jump out of a car while its going.
1) Boy: OMG SHE'S SO HOT!
other boy: Sorry, she's already taken
2) OMG did that girl just jump out of that car?
YA! She's such a Manon!
I bet you her name IS Manon!
by SCALLELA March 1, 2015
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Manbong

The sexual act of a woman getting behind a man, on her knees, pulling his weiner through his legs (gonzo or goat style) and performing oral sex from behind.

The actual word for what Mike Epps was talking about in Friday After Next!
David: Im tryna get my dick sucked from the back, and she said she said she loves to manbong!
by ManbongMonster September 30, 2011
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mayonnaise

1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
by Mint Z March 14, 2009
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Marilyn Manson

1. An intelligent individual that has produced some brilliant music.

2. Whom every pre-teen poseur goth says they like these days to get street cred, unfortunately giving Manson a bad name in some peoples eyes.
1. Marilyn Mansons latest album is Lest We Forget, a best of.

2. Omg! marilyn manson is sooo cool. im gonna go buy me sum black clothes!
by babiesaretasty March 27, 2005
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Mansonbating

A word used for masturbating to Marilyn Manson. It is of importance because Marilyn Manson is a very different person. So if you masturbate to him, it is different.
by Erka 90210 January 24, 2010
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mayonnaise momma

A white girl.

From episode 1 of the American animated television series Drawn Together.
Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole
by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011
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