mankunt

Someone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is being dominated but gets lucky and wins like a little bitch.

I had him beat, but the mankunt got lucky on the river.

by Sam da Tex October 25, 2007

Manbush

when you're walking along and are jumped out of nowhere by
a large group of gay men.

Hey Einlancer, who are those people?

It's a manbush, romance!

by rmancefag October 27, 2011

Kanga Mangus

When you shoot someone in the head and hang them on a clothesline through that hole.

Sometimes I just want to perform a Kanga Mangus on every person who loves Twilight.

by LTS180 June 26, 2009

Mantuska Tundra

This variety brings back that majestic legendary marijuana from the great Alaskan Northland. Highly recommended by the best fishing and hiking guides in the Matanuska Valley. The buds are huge and rock-hard as Denali "Mt. McKinley" herself. Intense flavor, chocolate aroma and potency have combined to form the most dense variety we have had the pleasure of producing thus far. A glacier of THC crystals frosts her colas and she packs more power than an icepack polar bear. Medical patients have mentioned that she is very beneficial for persons with pain ailments. The "creeper" quality of the smoke comes on slow and smooth, like a hike up a majestic mountain peak.

Hey man got any of that Mantuska Tundra shit,\
No dude sorry but I can get some hydro

by potheadmadness1 October 15, 2009

Mangust

The month of August, dedicated to men and only men. Women shall be making sandwiches nonstop while men drink beer and watch preseason football.

Hey bizznitch, aren't you supposed to be in the kitched during Mangust?

by itsmenoreallyitis November 10, 2010

malkused

1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.

1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.

by blumpkinpunch October 11, 2016

Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020